the attack of bapokkkkkkkk!

okok. tat was one weird night! we went to mos btw. wed night. me mudd azri rafiq rahman.
then when the club closed about 5 am. we went to get some snacks and drinks. five of us
were sitting outside the 7elven eating and chatting when this preettty big boob BAPOK walk past! she/he turned to us and said 'i wanto eat......'. she/he had a weird accent and we tot she/he was hungry and asking for food. okok. i'd just use she la ok? she/he she/he very troublesome.
so we offered her our drinks and noodle. she walked away! then turned and said. 'i wanto eat ur dicks! all five of u. FOR FREE!' hahahahah. wattt the fuckkkk! we were all schocked! we were like. eh there's like five of us here. u sureee? she was like YES. i want u all to cum in my mouth! i want u all to fuck me in the ass. haha. then took my handphone and called herself. was a stupid decision by me to give my handphone from the first place. SO. my friends were like FUCK! that's FREE BLOWJOB! how cool. virgins mah. wat to do. ah ah. then she walked back towards us. mr RAHMAN asked if he could touch her leg. so she pulled her skirts. so he touched. then she squat down. rahman go for another head-banger! he asked to touch the blooody fake breast! hahaha. yup. u were rite. so RAHMAN supposedly touch her breast, in the form of POKING! he poked and poked and poked her breast. hahah. damn funny. then waahhhh firm ah firm. wtf. those are fake! lol. but anyway. didn't end up she sucking our inexperience cockS , complained tat she was too tired afterwards. so we tot we were safe. then suddenly we have no plans left and we didn't feel like going home. so AZRI act as me and called Dayah. haha. then she ask him to spell the name. he was stumbling all over. so at last she knew it was him and i think we should be seeing two of them together real soon. but she stay in Jurong. anywya tat's not the point. we headed to Azri's place cuz we got nothing to do. and thereeeeeeeee! guess wat. tatttt bapok called my handphone!!! here's the conversation yea. Bapok: ' Helllloooo.' Me: ' hello. yea. who's this?' Bapok: ' hi. this is lee.'
but because of the bloody accent. i tot i heard ameli or sth. i tot i diont' konw who! then realised the voice a bit rough. sooo it's the BAPOK! haha. okok. by now. she's Lee. so i on the speaker and we all listened.

Lee : ' what are u doing?'
me : ' my friend's place. all five here. where u went just now?' ( because she supposedly was about to suck our cocks but disappeareed)
Lee : ' i'm tired! i'm tired! (watever, even if u're not tired. it's not as if we goingt to do to ur ass)'

then she asked me my age and she's 22 btw. then she's from Bangkok. BELL! bangkok eh! haha.
then the bomb.
Lee : do u wanto meet me this friday? ( wat the fuck. meet u for wat. haha.)
me : ehhh? for wat.? sorry la. i got no money.
Lee : hotel very cheap la. 20 dollars only.
me: ehhhh. dont' know la. see how see how.
Lee : wat's ur name?( i accidentally told her real name. but recovered in time!)
Me : ehhh. i'm kozaw. ehhh. kwzan. ya. K- W - Z - A - N.
Lee : ohh. do u wanto be my boyfriend?

tat's the question tat's the question. we all wanted to laugh like fuck! i mean wat the fuck man.
this is the first time in my life a bapok asked me to be her boyfriend!!!! hahahaaha. it's scary. so i said. too soon la too soon. she was like it's ok it's ok. up to u but i just like u. WAT THE FUCK!! i was damn scared already. hahaha. then when we were about to hang up. she said " DARLING I MISS YOU. " arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. okok. bye bye.

haha. so this is the end to the chapter and the bapok has yet to contact me again. haha.
if there's any new episode. i'll inform u all. ok. bye.
me:

World cup's coming, World cup! WAHAHAHA. oh ya. the lion city cup U-16.
the kids are damn good man. so small size. Like 145 cm like tat.
they played 90 mins some more. still can sprint sprint until last minute.
power power. oh ya. i think i'm going to liverpool. ok change that.
i AM going to liverpool. haha. tireddd.