missingg

i'm missing her bad. haven't seen her since 9th. and she's in KL now. and i'm going back on 19. Means won't see her till school reopens. it sucks!
i miss u. =((


oh. and the results are out. such bad news. 4B- 1C+ and B for english paper. not too bad for my standard but still i tot i could at least hit 3. but now it's only 2.83.

and faiqah. i miss u. come back soon. -hugs-

EXAMSSS overrrr!!!

Yeaa! exams over. huahahaha. but then sth missing. maybe i should have studied harder
since i can get into dean list. hahahahahah. wat a joke. ok. i'm just waiting impatiently for
tmr. going out with faiqah for one whole day! hoho. and plenty of stuff and time to catch
up. fo sure fo sure. OH. bought a drum practise pad. saw the street soccer boots. and yup.
everything i want lining up. haha. cuz mom coming on thurs! hoooo. but then my heart flying
off to korea. =(((

And jogging starts tonight. hurr.

last paper! last paper!

ok. today's paper is my last! can't wait. hahaha. can't waiittt! come 3 o'clock i'm a free man.
free of all stress from exams. hurrrrrrrr.

2nd last paper. and how relieved i am!

Yeaaaa.!! Exams coming to a closure. I'm in school now and it's only 1 hr to the examination
for PF1101. Haven't sleep the whole night and can't concentrate right now. haha. SLEEPYYY!
but neva mind. my charger is only 3 hrs away. Yes! my energy bar. i'm going to meet her after
exam so yeaaa! Phewww. can't wait for this exams to be over. Oh and it's 01 12 06 btw. for ppl who want to buy 4D or Toto cuz i reached school like 7 o'clock? HELL!

Official Letter of Dump-ation. supposedly. from her. tat idiot

To Maung Ko Zaw

It has been observed that Nur Faiqah Bte Hamzah, NIRC no. S8xxxxxx, Matric no. U06xxxxx, DOB. 04 December 1987, has officially issued a dumping statement to the aforementioned, Maung Ko Zaw.

Henceforth, she shall have no physical inclinations and obligations towards the aforementioned.

The material wealth shared by the two parties shall we allotted as per follows:
90 percent of everything owed by Maung Ko Zaw shall be bestowed upon Nur Faiqah Bte Hamzah to sustain her Care Bear fetish. This has been in accordance to the vow made by the aforementioned dated 22 November 2006, promising to buy Nur Faiqah Bte Hamzah all the Care Bears and Care Bear merchandise that have yet to be in her possesion.
All forms of bank accounts held by the aforementioned, shared with Nur Faiqah Bte Hamzah or not, shall be frozen and the assets shall be forwarded to Nur Faiqah Bte Hamzah's POSB account. Hence, all debit and atm cards shall be confisticated within 2 hours onset of this email. Please do not resist confistication else dire repercussions will ensue.
Maung Ko Zaw is ordered to forward 50 percent of his monthly allowance to Nur Faiqah Bte Hamzah at the start on each month. This is to maintain all the free meals that the aforementioned had once provided Nur Faiqah Bte Hamzah during their good times.
Maung Ko Zaw will have no access to the joint/shared account opened by the both of them.
Maung Ko Zaw is to revive their only kin, the sea monkeys, so as custody of the sea monkeys can be established and hence Nur Faiqah Bte Hamzah can conduct weekly visits to spend time with beloved sea monkeys.
Please observe the above-mentioned conditions stated in this official letter. Failure to do so will result in major scarring of moonstone face.
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exammmmmm

hmmm. exams are just around the corners. ok. actually my paper starts morrow. until 5th dec. of course there're breaks in between. phewwww. i'm stressed, needless to say. Pf1102 is killing me. no progress at all. Starting stats. Started Pf1101. And Jay Ass 2225. I'll go study nowww. byeeeee.!

Disaster!!!

oh my budhhaaa!!! after months together and i just found this out. How can i miss it??
How did iiii????? I'm extremely saddd, devastated. My GF might be a gayyy!! Shittt!!
Tat's right! i think she's gayyy!! From what i observed today and what she did to me!!
What should i doooo?? =(((( Someone help!! -sheesss don't tell faiqah ok?-

projectss!! i hate.

wosh! almost a month since i last updated. hmmm. there's nothing much happening actually. Just school school school and project project and project. But but, tomorrow is the presentation! and we can kiss goodbye to the bloody project. GOODBYE JS2225!!! haha. oh. it's not tomorrow. it's LATER. now is alrady 340am. grrrr. i need some sleep. ttoooot mannnn.

later project. aftertat be1000 class then soccer at tp and then back to school again. whoo! busy day ahead and i'll rest well after tat. till thennn.

CHEERS,

happyyyyyy

Just received new clothes from sisterrrr!! haha. two t-shirts one jacket and one shirt!
I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE. haha. just tried when i reached home and i very extremely like.
then called my darling to tell but she blew me ooff. asshole. anyway shall wear them
tmrr! hee. =)))

SDE BASH

5th of Oct, Thursday. SDE bash! yup. tat's right.
tickets going at $16 with one drink. plus lots of fun.
call me for ticket.

ok. enough advertising. hmmm. played soccer today. did well i guess. and we won 4-2. i almost vomitted la. felt damn weak. time to start running again...

the first day i got wasted

Two graveyard, one long island and one burben coke. End of story. i was vommiting and sleepin on the roadside. lucky there was chia wei to make me puke like shit. and when i got home, realised tat i;ve got no key. so i slept outside my house till 7 when mosquitoes started to feast on me. and i've just got into my house. arghhhhhhhhh. now got bloody headache. this sucks.

helloooo

whoohoo! wanted to update since last night! but then this bloody internet connection
dont' let me. nabeeee. haha. first thing first. i've found new favourite smell!!! tat's none
other than faiqah's armpit! hahahahahha. -sniffs sniffs- waahhhh smell so niceeee. till i wanto faint.

anyway. now school's becoming more like school. as in more studying, reading, taking part in bloody forum, things like that. not to mention projects and assignments datelines that i have to meet. next week will be THE week. cuz tests coming up. shall see where i stand. but then still no mood to study as usual. bleahh. and i just realised i have to hand in my online assignment last week. wtf. i didn't know. or is it not like tat? i dont' lknow.

thank u all

had a surprise cake. bloody hell. tot it was xue mei's cake. haha. then sing sing the
birthday song then got my name! appriciate it though. very sweet gesture from all
of u. pluss my swweet thing. thanks everyone for everyhting. ok. tat sums up my
day. i'm happy! haha

Happy 20th Birthday! haha. to myself.

i'm one year olderrrr!! haha. 20 years old. The number just keep increasing. wth.
but then if not then how rite. it's alrite. i should really run and improve my soccer.
thinking of joining some club other than this Maykha team. But school's really busy and
stuff don't know if got time.

Anyway. it's our ANNIVERSARY!!! hurr. got nice prezzie from her. she pays so much
attention to wat i need. thank youuuu. ohoh. and Papa is here. Dad flied over for my
birthday. how sweet. later when i wake up go temple. after tat dad will supply me wif
flows of cash to buy things i want! haha. so niceeee. then meet faiqah hopefully then pull
her cheek. stretch her. pinch her. punch her. then drum lesson. then dinner wif daddy.
then late nigh out wif friends maybe. i dotn' know.

ohoh. today i had english lesson BE1000. It was 'interesting and fun' and we sang at the end
of class. dont' know for wat. at night went for star-gazing wif faiqah. so funnn! so saw jupitar and
the mooonnn!! so so so so cool. then we sat down by the field and took stupid photos. i love her. =))

okok. i shall go sleep and look forward to this new and exciting day.

ps. my sister neva call me and wish me. asshole. later she call i scold her. grrr.

schools starting

hmmmmm. schools starting morrow!!! everything will be back to normal.
real busy wif rag and everything. now school! i'm quite excited actaully.
wanto study real hard. go lecture listen properly and stuff. A levels like shit
so it pushes me further. so i hope. ohoh. rag we won two awards. for floats.

so morrow lectures start. and mine's at 8 am! so early. and later got to go
police station. then got soccer trial!! hope i can make it for the IVP team
which stands for Inter-Varsity Polytechnic i think. yea. so let's wait for
good news morrow. good night!

What a day

i don't know how to describe what i feel. my day was so bad. i wasn't even my normal self. i started talking nonsense trying to keep her off my mind. but i just couldn't. wat is the problem.
i mean u know that i really wanted u to be there. u know i wanto see u. u still have to leave. it doesn't matter if u took a cab back halfway. u were already gone. go. fuck off with ur new friends. just go away.


i just wanto forget all these.. so yea. i played soccer yesterday. we won 4-2. was a real good match against a strong side. i think joining this Maykha team will really profit me. everyone's just so good. and rag. yea. we really need to brush up. not tat we are doing tat badly but we can just get so much better. and my dad's back in sg! must go see wat he bought me.

okok. i'm off. shower and go for supper! then mustapha. is tat how i spell it. don't know dont' care. ok. ciao.

i dont' understand this. i really dont'. going out wif my friends to zouk is wrong?? just cuz i dotn' bring her along. i dotn' get it. i'm tired of all this. =(((

i'm afraid of losing her. i'll miss her a lot if i ever go away. i dont' want her to feel lonely. damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. =((((((((((((

suppose to play soccer! but then cock up. dont' know why there were three teams using the same field and one opponent taking on two teams. so i wasted my whole morning and my beloved sleep to go there and play 15 mins of soccer. bloody hell. then Kelven lost his wallet. hopefully the thief feel guilty and at least send back the cards to him.

and of course she woke me up in the morning. tot she had to go religious class or sth but the whole family fell asleeP!!!!!! haha. end up she just woke up just now only. still say canoot go out today! smack ur face later! grrrr.

errmmm. haven't been blogging for a while. yea. shall update. i went for the nus SDE camp.
it was fun. four days 3 night camp. slept at yusoff hall. ok i dotn'; know how to spell.
but i think most of them had like 3 hrs of sleep overall. haha. cuz of the world cup! but
i had a lot cuz i dozed off till the morning! woke up with 50+ missed callsss. hahahaha.
met some great ppl. JCW my gay mate. Zhi Ming, Nish and Hong Jie my ogls. Joyce my bro.
Val the tai tai. mich yen the easteners. a lot la. still left about 5 or 6 more. and we watched finals
together at K box. ohhhh. xiao qian voice power!

went to MOS last night. wif JCW Val and Zhi Ming. was quite fun. haha. Sneaked my fai there also. she got checked so long! the person ask her smile. then talk among themselves. ' it's her meh? it's her meh?' hahaha. and guess wat!!!! saw bapoks again. only this time they're much prettier. stare until fai irritated. haha. yaa. so morrow going school again. latersss.

the attack of bapokkkkkkkk!

okok. tat was one weird night! we went to mos btw. wed night. me mudd azri rafiq rahman.
then when the club closed about 5 am. we went to get some snacks and drinks. five of us
were sitting outside the 7elven eating and chatting when this preettty big boob BAPOK walk past! she/he turned to us and said 'i wanto eat......'. she/he had a weird accent and we tot she/he was hungry and asking for food. okok. i'd just use she la ok? she/he she/he very troublesome.
so we offered her our drinks and noodle. she walked away! then turned and said. 'i wanto eat ur dicks! all five of u. FOR FREE!' hahahahah. wattt the fuckkkk! we were all schocked! we were like. eh there's like five of us here. u sureee? she was like YES. i want u all to cum in my mouth! i want u all to fuck me in the ass. haha. then took my handphone and called herself. was a stupid decision by me to give my handphone from the first place. SO. my friends were like FUCK! that's FREE BLOWJOB! how cool. virgins mah. wat to do. ah ah. then she walked back towards us. mr RAHMAN asked if he could touch her leg. so she pulled her skirts. so he touched. then she squat down. rahman go for another head-banger! he asked to touch the blooody fake breast! hahaha. yup. u were rite. so RAHMAN supposedly touch her breast, in the form of POKING! he poked and poked and poked her breast. hahah. damn funny. then waahhhh firm ah firm. wtf. those are fake! lol. but anyway. didn't end up she sucking our inexperience cockS , complained tat she was too tired afterwards. so we tot we were safe. then suddenly we have no plans left and we didn't feel like going home. so AZRI act as me and called Dayah. haha. then she ask him to spell the name. he was stumbling all over. so at last she knew it was him and i think we should be seeing two of them together real soon. but she stay in Jurong. anywya tat's not the point. we headed to Azri's place cuz we got nothing to do. and thereeeeeeeee! guess wat. tatttt bapok called my handphone!!! here's the conversation yea. Bapok: ' Helllloooo.' Me: ' hello. yea. who's this?' Bapok: ' hi. this is lee.'
but because of the bloody accent. i tot i heard ameli or sth. i tot i diont' konw who! then realised the voice a bit rough. sooo it's the BAPOK! haha. okok. by now. she's Lee. so i on the speaker and we all listened.

Lee : ' what are u doing?'
me : ' my friend's place. all five here. where u went just now?' ( because she supposedly was about to suck our cocks but disappeareed)
Lee : ' i'm tired! i'm tired! (watever, even if u're not tired. it's not as if we goingt to do to ur ass)'

then she asked me my age and she's 22 btw. then she's from Bangkok. BELL! bangkok eh! haha.
then the bomb.
Lee : do u wanto meet me this friday? ( wat the fuck. meet u for wat. haha.)
me : ehhh? for wat.? sorry la. i got no money.
Lee : hotel very cheap la. 20 dollars only.
me: ehhhh. dont' know la. see how see how.
Lee : wat's ur name?( i accidentally told her real name. but recovered in time!)
Me : ehhh. i'm kozaw. ehhh. kwzan. ya. K- W - Z - A - N.
Lee : ohh. do u wanto be my boyfriend?

tat's the question tat's the question. we all wanted to laugh like fuck! i mean wat the fuck man.
this is the first time in my life a bapok asked me to be her boyfriend!!!! hahahaaha. it's scary. so i said. too soon la too soon. she was like it's ok it's ok. up to u but i just like u. WAT THE FUCK!! i was damn scared already. hahaha. then when we were about to hang up. she said " DARLING I MISS YOU. " arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. okok. bye bye.

haha. so this is the end to the chapter and the bapok has yet to contact me again. haha.
if there's any new episode. i'll inform u all. ok. bye.
me:

World cup's coming, World cup! WAHAHAHA. oh ya. the lion city cup U-16.
the kids are damn good man. so small size. Like 145 cm like tat.
they played 90 mins some more. still can sprint sprint until last minute.
power power. oh ya. i think i'm going to liverpool. ok change that.
i AM going to liverpool. haha. tireddd.

haven't been blogging in a whileee. hmmm. wat's happening with my life. i shall update.
ohoh. just got rejected by NTU. haha. so it's nus or liverpool or us for me. i still haven't
decided really. it's getting irritating man.

and honesty doesn't really pay. it just get worse. ya.

and of course playing soccer morrow. against elfi's team.

this is getting irritatin!! everyweek also draw. and we were always leading.
last minute opponent equalise. wat the hell is the problem man.
first it was 3-3. we were 3-1 up. then there's another 3-3. we were 2-0 up.
then the worst is 5-5. we were 5-2 up! tat match was so crappy. Alex got
red-carded for dont know why. and one penalty went against as for a
very legal foul. stupid ref. okok. next week gotta win.

anywya. why u so angry wif meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?????

i'm going to try sth new. hehehe.
seeeeeeeeee. picture! hahaha. at last.

so i went. to the interview. wore long sleeve shirt and leather shoes. then i saw
one bloody bugger from Yishun JC( he told me he's from there ) wearing Polo-T
and some stupid sneakers! wat the fuck. ok. after tat i went for the interview.
so i talked to the professor. we started talking about what position i play for my
school soccer team! haha. he played the same position as me la. wat la this la tat la.
funny shit. then. he ask me stupid physics formulae!! wat's the similarities between
the fields like electric field gravitational field and magnetic field. damnnn. then wat's the
condition to get diffraction. shittttt. gave me complex number formula and asked me to
plot! fuckkkk. some examination or wat. but in the end. he gave me his name card. ask me
contact him later for some revision!! hahaha. anywya. i think i'll reject tat course! more more
and more physics. plus more more more formulae and memorising. think i'm through all
those. thanks professor Huan. hahaha.

;;

kkkk

interrrvieeeeewww

wth! Staff from NTU called me just now! have to go down for an interview.
don't know for wat also. dont' feel like going. so early in the morning 930am!
plus at NTU. so far. damn it. don't know why i said ok so easily. and i forgot
i applied for the course. Physics and applied physics. the person had to tell me
it was my second choice apparently. haha. soooyaa.

Went to Kusu Island today! haha. apparently ur wishes come true.
my mom wanted to go so i sent her there with my aunties and her kids.
so damn cute two of them. haha. one is 7+. another is 6.

anywya. received a letter from NUS. got into Facility and Project Management.
dont think i really want it. still thinking about it. JY's true. come out become
supervisor.

anyway. mom's here. so i'll be very quiet and nice these few days. hahahah. nooo
of course not. i'm always nice and stay home at night

i'm a business man

my bro went back to myanmar!! wth. i also wanto go back. =(((
and sooo. i took over his businesss!! heeeeee. and holding two
handphones now. and bring a paper and a pen everywhere to
write down notes. haha. funnn. i feel like a business man already!

anywya. my mom's coming today! hehheh. so at least gonna eat
homecooked food. or eat out wif her. don't have to eat alone at the
shop already! yeaa! and i'm going to shop shop shop. ok sounds a bit
gay. but i haven't buy stuffs for very long already. so yeaa. i want
new shoe new shirt and cap. i'll bug her later. haha.

tat day i was chatting wif andrew at toh street. it was about12+? and he
was smoking. he suddenly turned back and got a fright! tot he saw whilt figures
then it was his stupid smoke. haha. crazy fucka

some things to ponder.

All words and opions in the following entry is purely, entirely and physically fictional. Due to the stupid behaviours and words that might offend some ppl, the content should not be read by anyone.

Me being a buddhist, i was thinking why i keep saying 'oh my god!', ' thank god!' and stuffs like that. I was wondering if i should be saying ' oh my Buddha!' , ' thank buddha!'. But i was disscussing with andrew and it sounded really weird. But hey! For Buddha's sake, i'm a buddhist! so i'm sticking to it. so next time if u hear me saying 'oh my buddha' or ' thank buddha'. u all know why. yupp! see u all around and take care. May Buddha bless u. =)

i seriously need to do sth to occupy myself.

okok. correction. someone complained to me tat it's Langkawi and not Lengkawi.
so ya. lAngkawi trip was nice. yeaa.
oh. last last night. was out the whole night at xueying's house. haha. bbq-ed and
drank and met some great ppl and an aunty. hurrrr.

Corinne was so aunty la. haha. and met two more lesbianss!! haha. dont' know why.
tat day just couldnt' rememebr the names properly. and a new found best friend michelle.
anywya. hope to meet u all again soon eh.

lengkawiiiiii

just back from Lengkawiii.. ahhhh. tired like mad.
very fun trip. haha. the island so big. wth. wholo day
drive drive drive. but still. it was fun. okok. now i
need my sleep. damn!

another day of mos

yeaaa. MOS-ed again. wit mudd rafiq zen and zen's friends. haha. zen's funny la.
asked him to be a man. he became gentleman. haha. crazy ass. anywya. it was
quite fun la. but not as fun as the first time. and got three unused drink tickets again.
haha. left the place at 5 then slack slack lepak until 630. reach home at 730.

oh.. then went to tpjc to support but we lost 2-1. and parts of supporters are damn
irritating. they're tpjcians and they were booing the team. crazy fuckas. anywya.
gotta take a nap. tata.

wat a day

woke up real early to play hockey. then at night played soccer. haha. niceee.
and i had a drum lesson in the eveining.. tot it was 5 so when i went there
the teacher gave me a blank look and siad tot ur lesson from 415 to 5??!!
hell. missed my lesson. hahaha. to think tat i tot i had lots of time and
lepak-ing at mac since 4 with izuan. darnn!

drummmmm

havne't been updating again. hmmm. oh yesterday tpjc won tj. 1-0! kinda last
minute but they won in the end. tj improved a lot this year though. i tot tpjc
could have lost. these day just soccer soccer and soccer. no job no nothing. boringgg
i think i'm going malaysia next week. not sure yet though. cuz haven't buy ticket.
i wanto go back to myanmarrrrr!!!! now the air ticket so cheap some more. 130 can
get two way ticket!! hell. usually it's 400+. and my bro's going back. leaving me alone
in sg. =((((((

sleep slep sleep

haha. spent most of today sleeping. at home. at shop.
but i missed my wang fei hong show! and the idiot who
was suppose to watch for me forgot abt it! argghhh.

oh. played soccer yesterday and we won 3-1! yeaaa. no goals
from me though but got one assist. heheh. and lasted the whole
damn match. considering i haven't sleep the night before i think
i did not bad. haha. but was really tiring and had no mood to run.
lol.

and man u won!! plus chelsea drew! whoooohooo. fuckas

just back from momo. arghg. i badly need sleeppppp.
but i'm going to playy soccer in like 2 hours time. so i do'nt think i have time
to sleep anyway!! after tat go to the shop. waahhh. then drum lesson.
i think i won't have energy to support manu already later.
grrrr.

oh and anyone knows who re-sing tat

you are my sunshine. my only sunshine or sth like tat.
a kidddy song one. remixed into some danceable form. haha
yea. keep me posted.

oh and wan thanks for the words ah.. and andrew. haha
here goes

" Life is like a dick, fuck it when it gets hard."
" When sex is good, it feels damn good.
When sex is bad, it feelssss hmmm still pretty good."

haha. sooo. it got me thinkingggg..................

soooo. i went to Mos wit a group of gays. haha. and met some old friends
and new friends. the songs there are real nice. serious. it's worth the money
just to go there sit and listen to the songs. haha. they even played the song
'smell like teen spirit' by nirvana. turned it into hip hop. haha. cooooollll xia.
so we danced until the last song! and we tot the main hall haven't close.
so we rushed there to shake a bit buttttt they stopped the song just when
we started dancing! kurangaja xiol. haha. so we went to eat at mac after tat
and then walked to raffles mrt to kill time then take mrt home. was damn
tiring man. and had to argue all the way wif the mina! haha. she's damn talkactive
man. i like the filza better. more quiet and she just sits there. haha. reached home at
8 the next morning la. haha. then went to sleep. wake up also feel like i have't even sleep
yet.
and went to TPJC to support the guys play against Hwa Chong. We won 2-0! could
have been more. and ariff dislocated his knee. damn it tat hw fucker. i just hope ariff
can play again before the tournament la. it's just the first match then like tat. yea. shits
happen.

oh and i'm going momo tonight wit my bro. go there drink orange juice! yea. haha.
i have to drive la. tat's why tat's why. haha. chillzz!

hockey dayyyyy

Played hockey today! yea. and i'm quite surprised myself that i can still run! haha.
and i still ahven't apply for NUS and NTU. waiting for 'good' time. well. call me superstitious
or anything. but i'm still waiting. haha.

oh just the other day, S01 guys came over to my house. JY sleep like pig. Derrick have to leave
early. and nic sleep after eating Mac. but it was nice meeting up wit all of them again before
they leave for army then i'll be all alone again. =((('

Nonono. i forgot the Tan and Mudd. haha. that gay boy will still be around. haha. well.
i'm into break-dancing recently. dont' know how long it'll last though! hurrr. interested
come down to TP ok? this friday. and we might be going MOS next week. who wanot join??
hurr.

another boring day

okkk. i'm updating my blog... haha. i'm not LAZY. haha.
anyway. everyday is like damn boring. oh. but we played street soccer on monday morning!
hahah. fun la. all the botaks. haha. and sprained my ankle! bloody hell. so painful and
they call me the fat boy! haha. bloody army assholes. and tat night went to Gotham Penthouse.
Wasn't tat happening cuz there were really not much ppl but neverthelesss. met some great
people. haha. and this waitress is funny. CAMBY! haha. me andrew and mudd. all of us tot
sshe was very cute. haha. we orderd ORANGE JUICE and she gave us tat idiotic look . haha
and can't really emember her name but i think it's sth like Joelle. she's quite hot. yea.

and suppose to go sentosa wit soccer guys but here i am. sitting at my shop. arrrrrrrrrrrrr