the attack of bapokkkkkkkk!

okok. tat was one weird night! we went to mos btw. wed night. me mudd azri rafiq rahman.
then when the club closed about 5 am. we went to get some snacks and drinks. five of us
were sitting outside the 7elven eating and chatting when this preettty big boob BAPOK walk past! she/he turned to us and said 'i wanto eat......'. she/he had a weird accent and we tot she/he was hungry and asking for food. okok. i'd just use she la ok? she/he she/he very troublesome.
so we offered her our drinks and noodle. she walked away! then turned and said. 'i wanto eat ur dicks! all five of u. FOR FREE!' hahahahah. wattt the fuckkkk! we were all schocked! we were like. eh there's like five of us here. u sureee? she was like YES. i want u all to cum in my mouth! i want u all to fuck me in the ass. haha. then took my handphone and called herself. was a stupid decision by me to give my handphone from the first place. SO. my friends were like FUCK! that's FREE BLOWJOB! how cool. virgins mah. wat to do. ah ah. then she walked back towards us. mr RAHMAN asked if he could touch her leg. so she pulled her skirts. so he touched. then she squat down. rahman go for another head-banger! he asked to touch the blooody fake breast! hahaha. yup. u were rite. so RAHMAN supposedly touch her breast, in the form of POKING! he poked and poked and poked her breast. hahah. damn funny. then waahhhh firm ah firm. wtf. those are fake! lol. but anyway. didn't end up she sucking our inexperience cockS , complained tat she was too tired afterwards. so we tot we were safe. then suddenly we have no plans left and we didn't feel like going home. so AZRI act as me and called Dayah. haha. then she ask him to spell the name. he was stumbling all over. so at last she knew it was him and i think we should be seeing two of them together real soon. but she stay in Jurong. anywya tat's not the point. we headed to Azri's place cuz we got nothing to do. and thereeeeeeeee! guess wat. tatttt bapok called my handphone!!! here's the conversation yea. Bapok: ' Helllloooo.' Me: ' hello. yea. who's this?' Bapok: ' hi. this is lee.'
but because of the bloody accent. i tot i heard ameli or sth. i tot i diont' konw who! then realised the voice a bit rough. sooo it's the BAPOK! haha. okok. by now. she's Lee. so i on the speaker and we all listened.

Lee : ' what are u doing?'
me : ' my friend's place. all five here. where u went just now?' ( because she supposedly was about to suck our cocks but disappeareed)
Lee : ' i'm tired! i'm tired! (watever, even if u're not tired. it's not as if we goingt to do to ur ass)'

then she asked me my age and she's 22 btw. then she's from Bangkok. BELL! bangkok eh! haha.
then the bomb.
Lee : do u wanto meet me this friday? ( wat the fuck. meet u for wat. haha.)
me : ehhh? for wat.? sorry la. i got no money.
Lee : hotel very cheap la. 20 dollars only.
me: ehhhh. dont' know la. see how see how.
Lee : wat's ur name?( i accidentally told her real name. but recovered in time!)
Me : ehhh. i'm kozaw. ehhh. kwzan. ya. K- W - Z - A - N.
Lee : ohh. do u wanto be my boyfriend?

tat's the question tat's the question. we all wanted to laugh like fuck! i mean wat the fuck man.
this is the first time in my life a bapok asked me to be her boyfriend!!!! hahahaaha. it's scary. so i said. too soon la too soon. she was like it's ok it's ok. up to u but i just like u. WAT THE FUCK!! i was damn scared already. hahaha. then when we were about to hang up. she said " DARLING I MISS YOU. " arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. okok. bye bye.

haha. so this is the end to the chapter and the bapok has yet to contact me again. haha.
if there's any new episode. i'll inform u all. ok. bye.
me:

World cup's coming, World cup! WAHAHAHA. oh ya. the lion city cup U-16.
the kids are damn good man. so small size. Like 145 cm like tat.
they played 90 mins some more. still can sprint sprint until last minute.
power power. oh ya. i think i'm going to liverpool. ok change that.
i AM going to liverpool. haha. tireddd.

haven't been blogging in a whileee. hmmm. wat's happening with my life. i shall update.
ohoh. just got rejected by NTU. haha. so it's nus or liverpool or us for me. i still haven't
decided really. it's getting irritating man.

and honesty doesn't really pay. it just get worse. ya.

and of course playing soccer morrow. against elfi's team.

this is getting irritatin!! everyweek also draw. and we were always leading.
last minute opponent equalise. wat the hell is the problem man.
first it was 3-3. we were 3-1 up. then there's another 3-3. we were 2-0 up.
then the worst is 5-5. we were 5-2 up! tat match was so crappy. Alex got
red-carded for dont know why. and one penalty went against as for a
very legal foul. stupid ref. okok. next week gotta win.

anywya. why u so angry wif meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?????

i'm going to try sth new. hehehe.
seeeeeeeeee. picture! hahaha. at last.

so i went. to the interview. wore long sleeve shirt and leather shoes. then i saw
one bloody bugger from Yishun JC( he told me he's from there ) wearing Polo-T
and some stupid sneakers! wat the fuck. ok. after tat i went for the interview.
so i talked to the professor. we started talking about what position i play for my
school soccer team! haha. he played the same position as me la. wat la this la tat la.
funny shit. then. he ask me stupid physics formulae!! wat's the similarities between
the fields like electric field gravitational field and magnetic field. damnnn. then wat's the
condition to get diffraction. shittttt. gave me complex number formula and asked me to
plot! fuckkkk. some examination or wat. but in the end. he gave me his name card. ask me
contact him later for some revision!! hahaha. anywya. i think i'll reject tat course! more more
and more physics. plus more more more formulae and memorising. think i'm through all
those. thanks professor Huan. hahaha.

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interrrvieeeeewww

wth! Staff from NTU called me just now! have to go down for an interview.
don't know for wat also. dont' feel like going. so early in the morning 930am!
plus at NTU. so far. damn it. don't know why i said ok so easily. and i forgot
i applied for the course. Physics and applied physics. the person had to tell me
it was my second choice apparently. haha. soooyaa.

Went to Kusu Island today! haha. apparently ur wishes come true.
my mom wanted to go so i sent her there with my aunties and her kids.
so damn cute two of them. haha. one is 7+. another is 6.

anywya. received a letter from NUS. got into Facility and Project Management.
dont think i really want it. still thinking about it. JY's true. come out become
supervisor.

anyway. mom's here. so i'll be very quiet and nice these few days. hahahah. nooo
of course not. i'm always nice and stay home at night

i'm a business man

my bro went back to myanmar!! wth. i also wanto go back. =(((
and sooo. i took over his businesss!! heeeeee. and holding two
handphones now. and bring a paper and a pen everywhere to
write down notes. haha. funnn. i feel like a business man already!

anywya. my mom's coming today! hehheh. so at least gonna eat
homecooked food. or eat out wif her. don't have to eat alone at the
shop already! yeaa! and i'm going to shop shop shop. ok sounds a bit
gay. but i haven't buy stuffs for very long already. so yeaa. i want
new shoe new shirt and cap. i'll bug her later. haha.

tat day i was chatting wif andrew at toh street. it was about12+? and he
was smoking. he suddenly turned back and got a fright! tot he saw whilt figures
then it was his stupid smoke. haha. crazy fucka

some things to ponder.

All words and opions in the following entry is purely, entirely and physically fictional. Due to the stupid behaviours and words that might offend some ppl, the content should not be read by anyone.

Me being a buddhist, i was thinking why i keep saying 'oh my god!', ' thank god!' and stuffs like that. I was wondering if i should be saying ' oh my Buddha!' , ' thank buddha!'. But i was disscussing with andrew and it sounded really weird. But hey! For Buddha's sake, i'm a buddhist! so i'm sticking to it. so next time if u hear me saying 'oh my buddha' or ' thank buddha'. u all know why. yupp! see u all around and take care. May Buddha bless u. =)

i seriously need to do sth to occupy myself.

okok. correction. someone complained to me tat it's Langkawi and not Lengkawi.
so ya. lAngkawi trip was nice. yeaa.
oh. last last night. was out the whole night at xueying's house. haha. bbq-ed and
drank and met some great ppl and an aunty. hurrrr.

Corinne was so aunty la. haha. and met two more lesbianss!! haha. dont' know why.
tat day just couldnt' rememebr the names properly. and a new found best friend michelle.
anywya. hope to meet u all again soon eh.

lengkawiiiiii

just back from Lengkawiii.. ahhhh. tired like mad.
very fun trip. haha. the island so big. wth. wholo day
drive drive drive. but still. it was fun. okok. now i
need my sleep. damn!

another day of mos

yeaaa. MOS-ed again. wit mudd rafiq zen and zen's friends. haha. zen's funny la.
asked him to be a man. he became gentleman. haha. crazy ass. anywya. it was
quite fun la. but not as fun as the first time. and got three unused drink tickets again.
haha. left the place at 5 then slack slack lepak until 630. reach home at 730.

oh.. then went to tpjc to support but we lost 2-1. and parts of supporters are damn
irritating. they're tpjcians and they were booing the team. crazy fuckas. anywya.
gotta take a nap. tata.

wat a day

woke up real early to play hockey. then at night played soccer. haha. niceee.
and i had a drum lesson in the eveining.. tot it was 5 so when i went there
the teacher gave me a blank look and siad tot ur lesson from 415 to 5??!!
hell. missed my lesson. hahaha. to think tat i tot i had lots of time and
lepak-ing at mac since 4 with izuan. darnn!

drummmmm

havne't been updating again. hmmm. oh yesterday tpjc won tj. 1-0! kinda last
minute but they won in the end. tj improved a lot this year though. i tot tpjc
could have lost. these day just soccer soccer and soccer. no job no nothing. boringgg
i think i'm going malaysia next week. not sure yet though. cuz haven't buy ticket.
i wanto go back to myanmarrrrr!!!! now the air ticket so cheap some more. 130 can
get two way ticket!! hell. usually it's 400+. and my bro's going back. leaving me alone
in sg. =((((((

sleep slep sleep

haha. spent most of today sleeping. at home. at shop.
but i missed my wang fei hong show! and the idiot who
was suppose to watch for me forgot abt it! argghhh.

oh. played soccer yesterday and we won 3-1! yeaaa. no goals
from me though but got one assist. heheh. and lasted the whole
damn match. considering i haven't sleep the night before i think
i did not bad. haha. but was really tiring and had no mood to run.
lol.

and man u won!! plus chelsea drew! whoooohooo. fuckas

just back from momo. arghg. i badly need sleeppppp.
but i'm going to playy soccer in like 2 hours time. so i do'nt think i have time
to sleep anyway!! after tat go to the shop. waahhh. then drum lesson.
i think i won't have energy to support manu already later.
grrrr.

oh and anyone knows who re-sing tat

you are my sunshine. my only sunshine or sth like tat.
a kidddy song one. remixed into some danceable form. haha
yea. keep me posted.

oh and wan thanks for the words ah.. and andrew. haha
here goes

" Life is like a dick, fuck it when it gets hard."
" When sex is good, it feels damn good.
When sex is bad, it feelssss hmmm still pretty good."

haha. sooo. it got me thinkingggg..................

soooo. i went to Mos wit a group of gays. haha. and met some old friends
and new friends. the songs there are real nice. serious. it's worth the money
just to go there sit and listen to the songs. haha. they even played the song
'smell like teen spirit' by nirvana. turned it into hip hop. haha. cooooollll xia.
so we danced until the last song! and we tot the main hall haven't close.
so we rushed there to shake a bit buttttt they stopped the song just when
we started dancing! kurangaja xiol. haha. so we went to eat at mac after tat
and then walked to raffles mrt to kill time then take mrt home. was damn
tiring man. and had to argue all the way wif the mina! haha. she's damn talkactive
man. i like the filza better. more quiet and she just sits there. haha. reached home at
8 the next morning la. haha. then went to sleep. wake up also feel like i have't even sleep
yet.
and went to TPJC to support the guys play against Hwa Chong. We won 2-0! could
have been more. and ariff dislocated his knee. damn it tat hw fucker. i just hope ariff
can play again before the tournament la. it's just the first match then like tat. yea. shits
happen.

oh and i'm going momo tonight wit my bro. go there drink orange juice! yea. haha.
i have to drive la. tat's why tat's why. haha. chillzz!